A young boy realizes that a group of aliens are slowly trying to take over his town. The problem is trying to get anyone to believe his warnings about the danger before it’s too late.
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Grabbers (2012)
A small island near Ireland finds itself under siege by a tentacled, alien interloper intent on drinking their blood. Their only recourse? To make themselves as unappetizing as possible by going to the local bar and getting absolutely smashed. Should be a fun night.
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The Unborn (1991)
A woman desperate for a babe goes to a fertility clinic for help. But she quickly figures out that something is horribly wrong and is horrified when she discovers that the doctor she went to has sinister ulterior motives.
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Mosquito Man (2005)
While scientists are trying to create a cure for a deadly bug-borne disease, a serial killer gets loose in the lab and accidentally gets infected with some of their radioactive material, turning him to a bloodthirsty Man/Mosquito hybrid.
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The Creature (1985)
The Creature AKA: The Titan Find A geological research company heads to Titan after getting reports from their own people of some sort of extraordinary find on the cold Saturn moon. However, when the expedition gets there, not only does their ship land on unstable ground and crash, but they also discover that a competing […]
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Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Alligator II: The Mutation A skeevy land developer is trying to gentrify the property around a town’s picturesque lake by buying up the land from all the poorer residents so he can knock down their homes and build multi-million dollar properties. Which may make him a giant a-hole, but isn’t anything illegal. What ISN’T so […]
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Alligator (1980)
When body parts start showing up in Chicago’s water treatment plant, Detective David Madison is tasked with investigating the grisly dismemberments. Based on the location of the body parts, the city is afraid there might be a killer on the loose stalking the sewers, so Madison and a young cohort traipse down into the muck and mud under the city in search of clues. Naturally, they’re expecting to find a human, but what they discover instead is a ginormous 36-foot long Alligator named Ramone with a serious case of the munchies. Perhaps predictably, nobody believes Madison’s claims of “an alligator did it!” when he comes back up from the sewers sans partner, but after a nosey newspaper reporter manages to get photographic evidence of the creature, not only is Madison vindicated, but the entire city kicks into high gear to try to figure out a way to stop the beast before it consumes anyone else.
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Trog (1970)
Trog Trog starts out with a group of collage kids decide to go spelunking in an undocumented and oddly highly illuminated cave. Going against common sense they decide to not only explore the cave, but to also explore the little water chasm beneath the cave, stripping down to their skivvies and diving right in. This […]
Read moreSaturn 3 (1980) — Movie Reviews by a Mook
In the future, Earth sucks, so humans grow food throughout the solar system. Somehow, Kirk Douglas and Farrah Fawcett have ended up a couple working on one of these hydroponics stations on Saturn’s third moon, and Harvey Keitel is a crazy astronaut who effectively works as a delivery guy and installation tech. He’s basically the […] […]
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The Legend of Hell House (1973)
Four paranormal investigators are contacted by an eccentric millionaire (of course) to find evidence of the existence of life after death in the famed Belasco mansion, the “Mount Everest of haunted houses”, nicknamed Hell House. It’s hard to tell how many people a house has knocked off just by looking at it. The group consists […]
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