Comedy, Dead Things, Horror, Horror?, Modern, Monsters, Slasher

Thankskilling (2009)

A group of five perpetually brain-dead college students find themselves the target of a 500 year-old, foul-mouthed, wise-cracking, necromanced, murderous turkey while on Thanksgiving break. Now it’s a race against time to not only save themselves, but to also figure out some way to stop the feathered fiend before he turns his evil eye on […]

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70's, Child Killers, Dance Dance Dance, Dead Things, Horror, Occult, Supernatural, Uncategorized, Vampires

Lemora: A Childs Tale of the Supernatural (1973)

Lemora is the tale of 13 year old Lila Lee. Lila’s father is a dangerous and wanted man, a gangster who’s currently on the run after murdering Lila’s mother and running down the little old lady down the street. But when Lila receives a letter telling her of her father’s near death, she decides to go and forgive him, and winds up going on a journey that will threaten to corrupt her, body and soul.

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80s, Dead Things, Horror, Monsters, Mutants, Sci-Fi

Leviathan (1989)

An underwater mining expedition is 5 miles below the Atlantic digging up a bunch of rare minerals and precious ore. They’ve been down there for almost three whole months and are just scant days away from finishing their job and going back home. Two days before they’re set to return, two of the crewmembers come […]

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70's, Aliens, Dead Things, Horror, Horror?, Monsters, Sci-Fi

Horror Express (1973)

AKA Pánico en el TransiberianoAKA Panic on the Trans-Siberian Express Ah ha! Now we’re talking, TCM! After the dud that was She Freak this was a breath of fresh air. Don’t show me bland grindhouse remakes. Show me campy and fun horror and science fiction hybrids instead. I like those. It’s 1906 on some god-forsaken mountaintop […]

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70's, Dead Things, Horror

The Iron Rose (1973)

AKA La rose de fer Okay, this is sort of funny. So I’m watching this on TCM. It’s about 10 minutes in and the two main characters are on their first date and biking around town (and I am incredibly bored. More-so because it’s late and I didn’t know I’d be watching subtitles, but I […]

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70's, Comedy, Dead Things, Ghosts, Horror, Horror?

Hausu (1977)

AKA: House This is yet another gem that I discovered thanks to late-night viewings of TCM. I sat down for something they classified as horror, and instead I was treated to something that was a bizarre mix of horror, comedy, and action all mixed together to form some psychedelic, epileptic-inducing explosion of Japanese cinema. And, […]

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80s, Comedy, Dead Things, Demons, Ghosts, Horror, Horror?, Monsters

House (1986)

Roger Cobb is a famous horror novelist who just moved into the house of his recently deceased aunt. Roger has a bit of a mixed history with this particular dwelling. It’s filled with fond memories, being the home his aunt raised him in after his parents died. But it’s also the home where his son […]

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80s, Dead Things, Demons, Horror, Monsters, Occult

The Church (1989)

Back in Medieval Germany (at least, I think it’s Germany) a large group of knights rides into a town where they believe a cult of witches/demon worshipers lives. Naturally, they slaughter every living thing they can find, because Medieval logic states that, yeah, those chickens were probably fine, but why take any chances? But even […]

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80s, Dance Dance Dance, Dead Things, Ghosts, Horror, Slasher, Thriller

Death Spa (1989)

AKA Witch Bitch Businessman Michael is the proud owner of a popular and highly automated health spa. But after a series of strange accidents befall the patrons and the police get called, Michael has to figure out who, or what, is trying to sabotage his high-tech club. Perhaps we should ask this guy. He’s got […]

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