Retro Puppet Master In 1892, an Egyptian sorcerer known as Afzel steals the secret of transferring life into inanimate objects from the god Sutekh. Sutekh raises a trio of mummy minions to retrieve the formula and kill the sorcerer, and thus preserve the secret. Some years later the mummies track Afzel down to Paris and […]
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Curse of the Puppet Master Dr. Magrew runs a tiny sideshow in a small town. His top attraction is a show where a handful of string-less puppets perform for the audience. Most everyone thinks the puppets are just some sort of neat trick, but the truth is Magrew has somehow managed to come into possession […]
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The Rift AKA: Endless Descent A submarine designer is being blamed for the malfunction and disappearance of one of his new experimental subs somewhere in the depths of the ocean. He blames any of the subs issues on the company that hired him, due to all their meddling with his original designs. But like any […]
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The Blair Witch Project Today we’re going to be doing something a little different. Instead of words, I have decided to share with you my lame-ass quickie illustrations of my experience of watching The Blair Witch Project for the very first time. Please enjoy the stupidity. And there you go. I think that sums up […]
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Uncle Sam Jody has always looked up to his uncle Sam, a soldier serving overseas, who sends his nephew the medals he’s earned in combat and letters about his exploits. When the Desert Storm soldier is killed in the line of duty, Jody takes it pretty hard, and digs into the fantasy that his uncle […]
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Wes Craven’s New Nightmare AKA: New Nightmare Heather Langenkamp is living in Los Angeles with her husband Chase and their son, Dylan. After appearing in the Nightmare on Elm Street series, Heather plans shifting her focus more towards television. But lately, Heather has been having nightmares about a glove with knives attacking what looks to […]
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Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare AKA: A Nightmare on Elm Street 6: The Final Nightmare Set vaguely ten years in the future, Freddy Krueger has once again returned, but this time he’s been far more successful in his murderous endeavors. Deciding that just killing the children of Elm Street wasn’t revenge enough, Freddy has spent […]
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Within the Rock AKA: SpaceTrek A large rogue moon is hurtling towards a collision course with Earth and threatening to destroy life as we know it. To try to prevent this catastrophe, a group of miners, led by Dr. Dana Shaw, are sent to the renegade moon to derail it’s course. The Plan: to drill […]
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Mom Emily Dwyer is a kindly old widow living in Los Angeles whose children are all grown up. Looking for a little companionship, and really just someone else to talk to, Emily offers one of her spare rooms for rent. Enter Nestor, a soft-spoken blind drifter, who claims he’s just looking for a place to […]
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Rumpelstiltskin Somewhere in the 1400’s Rumpelstiltskin is being chased down by a mob after having spun some straw into gold for some poor woman… and then promptly running off with her small child. This is a very old story. You should really know how it goes. After retrieving the baby, one of the villagers curses […]
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