Alligator II: The Mutation A skeevy land developer is trying to gentrify the property around a town’s picturesque lake by buying up the land from all the poorer residents so he can knock down their homes and build multi-million dollar properties. Which may make him a giant a-hole, but isn’t anything illegal. What ISN’T so […]
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When body parts start showing up in Chicago’s water treatment plant, Detective David Madison is tasked with investigating the grisly dismemberments. Based on the location of the body parts, the city is afraid there might be a killer on the loose stalking the sewers, so Madison and a young cohort traipse down into the muck and mud under the city in search of clues. Naturally, they’re expecting to find a human, but what they discover instead is a ginormous 36-foot long Alligator named Ramone with a serious case of the munchies. Perhaps predictably, nobody believes Madison’s claims of “an alligator did it!” when he comes back up from the sewers sans partner, but after a nosey newspaper reporter manages to get photographic evidence of the creature, not only is Madison vindicated, but the entire city kicks into high gear to try to figure out a way to stop the beast before it consumes anyone else.
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Puppet Master: Doktor Death April is the new transplant in town and has just become a member of the nursing staff at the Shady Oaks Senior Living community. But when it comes to starting a new job, she’s picked some poor timing. Sadly, one of the residents had passed the night before, so everyone’s in […]
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Kristen AKA: Trapped It’s New Year’s Day, and Kristen Welling and her boyfriend are planning to spend part of the evening at her father’s cafe/bar, cleaning up after last night’s festivities. Kristen’s boyfriend drops her off to go park the car while she goes inside to get started. But he ends up taking much longer […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker A young Derek Quinn witnesses his father being killed by a mysterious toy that was anonymously delivered to their house several days before Christmas. After the incident, Derek is so traumatized that he refuses to speak. To try to cheer her son up, Derek’s mom takes him […]
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Ghoulies During an occult ceremony, an infant is saved by his mother from his father’s planned sacrifice and is spirited away by another occult member. Over twenty years later, the now grown man inherits his father’s old mansion, and stumbles upon books and spells related to demonology and the occult. He quickly becomes obsessed with […]
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Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys Erica Sharpe is the owner of a very successful toy company. This year, her line of Christmas Pals have become the season’s hottest new commodity for children. Millions have been sold and will undoubtedly be opened by happy, joyful faces on Christmas morning. But Erica isn’t just selling dolls out […]
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Puppet Master: The Legacy The man currently in possession of Andre Toulon’s puppets is confronted by a rogue assassin who tries to force him to tell her the secret behind the life-giving serum that animates the puppets and the history of their creation. Hmmm…well I see that plan A didn’t work well…. Dear god this […]
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The Rift AKA: Endless Descent A submarine designer is being blamed for the malfunction and disappearance of one of his new experimental subs somewhere in the depths of the ocean. He blames any of the subs issues on the company that hired him, due to all their meddling with his original designs. But like any […]
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Trick r’ Treat After quite a while of hearing everybody’s praise for this film, I had higher-than-average expectations. I was not disappointed. Trick r’ Treat is an anthology of five (the back of the Bluray box says four, but it’s really five) loosely related horror stories that all happen in a small town on one […]
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