Ghoulies During an occult ceremony, an infant is saved by his mother from his father’s planned sacrifice and is spirited away by another occult member. Over twenty years later, the now grown man inherits his father’s old mansion, and stumbles upon books and spells related to demonology and the occult. He quickly becomes obsessed with […]
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Blade: The Iron Cross It’s 1945 and the war is winding down. Dr. Ivanov has moved back to Russia to conduct some research, leaving the Toulon puppets in the US under the care of his daughter, Elisa. Elisa has been toiling away trying to decipher Toulon’s notes and the Scroll of Osiris so that they […]
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Cemetery of Terror AKA: Cementerio del Terror At the local psychiatric institution on the night before Halloween, a mad and incredibly strong serial killer named Delvon escapes from his ward and goes on a killing spree before being killed by the police. Upon hearing the news, his psychiatrist Dr. Cardan insists that Delvon be immediately […]
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Return of the Living Dead It’s Freddy’s first day working for a local medical supply company. It also happens to be Freddy’s last day working for that same medical supply company. You see, towards the end of the day Freddy’s coworker, Frank, shares a story about how the government unintentionally created a gas that brought […]
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Uncle Sam Jody has always looked up to his uncle Sam, a soldier serving overseas, who sends his nephew the medals he’s earned in combat and letters about his exploits. When the Desert Storm soldier is killed in the line of duty, Jody takes it pretty hard, and digs into the fantasy that his uncle […]
Read moreAs in this girl has special powers due to how she came to be, not that she’s giving out presents or anything. Though admittedly, it would be kinda nice to get a present right now. I mean, who doesn’t love free stuff? In the very near future, the world sucks. Athlete’s Foot has basically evolved […] […]
Read moreAustralia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Whether it be films featuring crazy stunt folks like Deathcheaters, movies with lots of comical splatter and gore such as Body Melt, or post-apocalyptic road flicks involving homemade armored cars duking it out over a tank of juice such as Mad Max, the land down under never fails to […] […]
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Bloody New Year Six twenty-somethings trying to enjoy a fun weekend at a seaside community, end up running aground while on a boat excursion and find themselves stranded on an island. They manage to take refuge in a quaint little hotel, but quickly find themselves very confused. Despite being open, the hotel seems suspiciously deserted, […]
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Thankskilling 3 The evil, murderous fowl known as Turkie, returns to wreak havoc upon a new batch of unsuspecting strangers on his search to recover the last remaining copy of the infamous “Thankskilling 2”. On his quest, he has to contend with the wig-wearing creators of Thanksgiving Land, a crude rapping grandma, a robot with […]
Read moreI didn’t go to my Senior Prom. School dances were never really my thing, despite having been to several, and I didn’t see much difference between a Homecoming versus a Prom. Why go to a place to grind, get drunk, and have awkward teenager sex under the watchful eye of an old guy nicknamed “Coach” […]
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Random Movie Musings 