Demonia A group of Canadian archaeologists are sent to a small town in Sicily, as part of a survey team meant to study some ancient Greek ruins. But team member Liza is far more captivated by the nearby ruins of an abandoned medieval monastery that sits on a hill right outside their dig sight. But […]
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Black Christmas It’s Christmas Eve and the remaining sorority sisters of Delta Alpha Kappa are either getting ready to exchange gifts or getting ready to go home. But they’re not the only ones who are planning on going home for the holidays. Previous home occupant Billy Lenz, who has just escaped from the local mental […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 Many years after Billy’s death on that fateful Christmas Day, Billy’s younger brother Ricky, now a grown man, sits alone in an empty white room with nothing more than a table, a recorder and two chairs. There he explains to a near stone-faced Dr. Bloom the trauma he and […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night When Billy Chapman is just a small boy, he witnesses his parents being brutally killed by a madman wearing a Santa Clause outfit. With no one left to take care of him, he and his infant brother are sent to a Catholic orphanage. But instead of getting the counseling he clearly […]
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Retro Puppet Master In 1892, an Egyptian sorcerer known as Afzel steals the secret of transferring life into inanimate objects from the god Sutekh. Sutekh raises a trio of mummy minions to retrieve the formula and kill the sorcerer, and thus preserve the secret. Some years later the mummies track Afzel down to Paris and […]
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The Tag-Along 2 Social worker Li Shu-fen has just discovered that her teenage daughter Ya-ting is pregnant, and is none too happy about it. Not long after she takes her to a clinic to see what their options are, Ya-ting mysteriously goes missing. The only clue to her disappearance is some surveillance footage of the […]
Read moreLet me just read you a few names from the cast list: Michael Fassbender, Charlotte Gainsbourg, J. K. Simmons, Toby Jones, Chloë Sevigny, James D’Arcy, and Val Kilmer. Sure, some of these folks have made some questionable movies, but to put it mildly, it’s amazing that they’re all a part of this massive train wreck […] […]
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Silent Night It’s Christmas Eve, and a small Midwestern town is preparing for their annual Santa parade. But while most of the populace is getting ready for the festivities, the local police department is secretly scrambling, desperately trying to find the culprit in a series of gruesome murders. Their only clue so far is a […]
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Eye See You AKA: D-Tox Agent Jake Malloy is on the trail of a ruthless serial killer who likes to play games with his victims. Malloy boasts that he’s close to catching him, but when the murderer kills Malloy’s friend, and then his girlfriend, right under the agent’s nose, not even the killer’s death can […]
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Doom Asylum Attorney Mitch Hanson and his recently rich client/fiance, Judy LaRue are planning an expensive getaway after her successful windfall. But on the way to paradise, Mitch gets too handsy with his lady love and, unable to keep his damn eyes on the road, he subsequently crashes into an oncoming van. The crash kills […]
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