Trick r’ Treat After quite a while of hearing everybody’s praise for this film, I had higher-than-average expectations. I was not disappointed. Trick r’ Treat is an anthology of five (the back of the Bluray box says four, but it’s really five) loosely related horror stories that all happen in a small town on one […]
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Freddy vs Jason I was going to hold this one off until I re-watched a Jason film or two, but decided to just go ahead and watch it. This is a movie slasher lovers had been waiting for for well over a decade (and had been in production hell for even longer), ever since the […]
Read moreIf you own a failing farm, and you find a secret room in your barn with a scarecrow stuffed away inside, and your kid then claims it’s evil, do you put it up? Fuck no! You burn that bitch to the ground, salt the freaking earth, and move to the next God damn county, because […] […]
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Uzumaki AKA: Spiral Kirie is a young high schooler in the small Japanese village of Kurouzu-cho, a quiet little place where nothing much happens. Until it does. It all starts when Kirie stumbles upon her friend Shuichi’s father intently videotaping a snail climbing up a wall. Kirie chalks it up to harmless odd behavior, but […]
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The Orphanage AKA: El Orfanato After being adopted from an orphanage 30-years ago, Laura returns to the now closed facility with her husband and son, with the hopes of re-opening the orphanage for disabled children. She’s initially excited by the prospects, but she quickly comes to regret her decision, as outside forces seemingly cause her […]
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Four young tourists interested in the history of the Blair Witch arrive in Burkittsville, Maryland. Along with their tour guide, they head off into the Black Hills to visit the locals seen in the original movie. Their tour guide brings along several cameras to document anything they might find, but they don’t end up doing […]
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Random Movie Musings 