*shrugs*, Comedy, Horror?, Modern, Slasher, Uncategorized

The Quacky Slasher (2018)

While still just a boy, Michael Quackers suffered a traumatizing event when he seemingly witnessed the death of his father at the beaks (feathers?) of the local pond ducks. The experience was so upsetting to Michael that it rendered him mute and he found himself in a mental institution. Now, some twenty years later, grown […]

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80s, Documentary, Drama, Modern

The Sid Saga (1985-2003)

The Sid Saga is the personal story of Sid Laverents, an amateur filmmaker who didn’t pick up the hobby until he was 50 years old. He started out by filming everything from his travels, to garden snails, and then experimented with manipulating the sound and picture with in-camera editing techniques.

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Comedy, Dead Things, Horror, Horror?, Modern, Monsters, Slasher

Thankskilling (2009)

A group of five perpetually brain-dead college students find themselves the target of a 500 year-old, foul-mouthed, wise-cracking, necromanced, murderous turkey while on Thanksgiving break. Now it’s a race against time to not only save themselves, but to also figure out some way to stop the feathered fiend before he turns his evil eye on […]

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70's, Dance Dance Dance, Modern

The Tempest (1979)

The Tempsetmarks the point where I realized that TCM, in fact, has absolutely no trouble showing nudity of any kind on their channel. Granted, this aired at 2am and not during prime time, but the point is, they don’t have a problem with it. In The Iron Rose they showed a fully nude woman walking along […]

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Horror, Modern, Slasher, Thriller

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

I Know Who Killed Me is about a young student named Aubrey Fleming. She’s a small town girl living a peaceful little life until the day she gets abducted by a creepy killer who likes to wear blue. Miraculously, unlike the unfortunate previous victim, Aubrey turns up alive and well, minus a couple of appendages. […]

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Horror, Modern, Slasher, Thriller

I Saw The Devil (2011)

I Saw The Devil is about a serial killer who abducts and butchers women. Except, he made a very bad choice in choosing his last victim. After receiving the news of her death the woman’s fiancé is most thoroughly pissed and tracks the killer’s ass down in order to get sweet, sweet revenge by going […]

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