Twenty-five years after the tragic death of his parents when he was still an infant, Jesse inherits his family’s large, sprawling family home. The strange house was built by Jesse’s great-great-grandfather, who was reputed to be an outlaw and treasure hunter. One of his Great-Grandad’s most famous acquisitions was reported to be a crystal skull he and his former partner swiped from somewhere south of the border, a skull that was supposedly able to give its owner eternal life.
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Solace Agent’s Cowles and Merriwether are tracking a serial killer involved in a string of gruesome murders. But so far they’ve hit a brick wall. Not only do they have no evidence to point to their identity, but they also can’t even figure out how the killer is choosing their victims. So Merriwether turns to […]
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Alligator II: The Mutation A skeevy land developer is trying to gentrify the property around a town’s picturesque lake by buying up the land from all the poorer residents so he can knock down their homes and build multi-million dollar properties. Which may make him a giant a-hole, but isn’t anything illegal. What ISN’T so […]
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When body parts start showing up in Chicago’s water treatment plant, Detective David Madison is tasked with investigating the grisly dismemberments. Based on the location of the body parts, the city is afraid there might be a killer on the loose stalking the sewers, so Madison and a young cohort traipse down into the muck and mud under the city in search of clues. Naturally, they’re expecting to find a human, but what they discover instead is a ginormous 36-foot long Alligator named Ramone with a serious case of the munchies. Perhaps predictably, nobody believes Madison’s claims of “an alligator did it!” when he comes back up from the sewers sans partner, but after a nosey newspaper reporter manages to get photographic evidence of the creature, not only is Madison vindicated, but the entire city kicks into high gear to try to figure out a way to stop the beast before it consumes anyone else.
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The Thing American paleontologist Kate Lloyd is recruited by Dr. Halvorson to help him and his assistant investigate a groundbreaking discovery found near a Norwegian research station located in Antarctica. When they get there, they discover that the Norwegian’s have stumbled upon an ancient intact spacecraft buried in the ice that they theorize has been […]
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Black Christmas It’s Christmas Eve and the remaining sorority sisters of Delta Alpha Kappa are either getting ready to exchange gifts or getting ready to go home. But they’re not the only ones who are planning on going home for the holidays. Previous home occupant Billy Lenz, who has just escaped from the local mental […]
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Blade: The Iron Cross It’s 1945 and the war is winding down. Dr. Ivanov has moved back to Russia to conduct some research, leaving the Toulon puppets in the US under the care of his daughter, Elisa. Elisa has been toiling away trying to decipher Toulon’s notes and the Scroll of Osiris so that they […]
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Puppet Master: Axis Termination Approximately a year after the events of the previous film, the Toulon Puppets are taken by Captain Brooks and are now in the hands of the US government who, after learning that the Nazi’s have successfully created their own set of puppets and used them to assassinate several US citizens, plans […]
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Puppet Master: Axis of Evil It’s 1939 and Danny Coogan is a depressed young man living in California. He wants nothing more than to head off to Europe so he can fight some Nazi scum, but a nasty polio outbreak when he was younger left him with a permanent limp and a rejection letter from […]
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The Rift AKA: Endless Descent A submarine designer is being blamed for the malfunction and disappearance of one of his new experimental subs somewhere in the depths of the ocean. He blames any of the subs issues on the company that hired him, due to all their meddling with his original designs. But like any […]
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