A reluctant warlock tries to solve the mystery of a missing teenager, and gets sucked into a world of strippers, questionable jazz, and even more questionable magic, against his will.
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Rumpelstiltskin (1995)
Rumpelstiltskin Somewhere in the 1400’s Rumpelstiltskin is being chased down by a mob after having spun some straw into gold for some poor woman… and then promptly running off with her small child. This is a very old story. You should really know how it goes. After retrieving the baby, one of the villagers curses […]
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Death Warmed Up (1984)
Dr. Archer Howell is determined to make humans immortal and believes he has the means and the knowledge to make it happen. His theories have already proven successful on mice, and he is now convinced the best way to further prove his hypothesis is by reanimating human corpses. Unfortunately for him, Professor Tucker thinks he’s […]
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Wild Guitar (1962)
This movie is actually less exciting than that horrible poster makes it out to be. Motorcycle riding, poor Elvis impersonator and idol wannabe Bud Eagle arrives in California looking for his big break in the music industry. Of course he gets it (and his dream girl), but along the way has to deal with a […]
Read moreBlack Rain (1989) — Movie Reviews by a Mook
Let’s be honest. If you looked that good sitting on a motorcycle while wearing shades with a bunch of Japanese signs behind you, you’d probably pose like this too. Michael Douglas knows. Shoot, he’s probably somewhere doing this right now. Damn right, he is. Nick Conklin is a New York City cop on the edge. […]
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Night of the Lawyers (1997)
There are posters for this movie, but they suck so *shrugs* I went through a bit of a watch-list spree on Amazon not too long ago and added a butt-ton of horror movies to my watchlist. In doing so I came across this interesting oddity that I’d never heard of before. Night of the Lawyers […]
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