Puppet Master: Axis Rising Danny Coogan and his girlfriend Beth may have won the battle, but the war is still far from over. Danny and the puppets have managed to thwart the planned bombing at the munitions plant, but after the ensuing scuffle, Tunneler gets whisked away by Nazi Kommandant Moebius. Some time ago, Moebius […]
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Puppet Master: Axis of Evil It’s 1939 and Danny Coogan is a depressed young man living in California. He wants nothing more than to head off to Europe so he can fight some Nazi scum, but a nasty polio outbreak when he was younger left him with a permanent limp and a rejection letter from […]
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Annabelle Comes Home One year after the Warren’s acquire their infamous demon doll known as Annabelle, they have to go on an overnight trip for work. They leave their 10-year-old daughter Judy in the care of reliable teenage babysitter Mary Ellen. But Mary Ellen’s friend Daniela has developed a bit of an obsession with the […]
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The Nun In 1952, the Vatican is informed of a great tragedy. At the remote Saint Cartha’s monastery in Romania, a nun has been found hanging near the front door. When they are unable to contact anyone inside, the Vatican decides to send some investigators to the monastery to discern what is going on. They […]
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Bloody, Bloody Bible Camp In 1977, a group of horny kids spending their summer at a Christian bible camp end up getting slaughtered by a crazed nun wearing a devil mask. Seven years after the bloodbath, a new group of church-loving nitwits attempts to re-open the facility, and sends a new group of campers and […]
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Pool Party Massacre Young socialite Blair has invited her five friends over to her home in Las Vegas to have a relaxing pool party. But the plans go awry when the party is crashed, not only by a couple disgusting schlubs who keep trying to hit on them and ruin their poolside sunbathing, but also […]
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Haunted Dormitory: White Paper Girl Yuyan has recently become haunted by disturbing nightmares. Some time ago her best friend, Susu’s affections for their mutual friend, Xue Jun, were rejected. And after learning that Yuyan and Xue Jun were dating, Susu, overcome with feelings of betrayal and rejection, committed suicide by drowning herself in a nearby […]
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The Tag-Along 2 Social worker Li Shu-fen has just discovered that her teenage daughter Ya-ting is pregnant, and is none too happy about it. Not long after she takes her to a clinic to see what their options are, Ya-ting mysteriously goes missing. The only clue to her disappearance is some surveillance footage of the […]
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The Tag-Along AKA: The Little Girl in Red Wen Shu-Fang has been worried lately. Her friend, Shui, has been missing for several days, having disappeared without a trace. But after waking up her grandson one morning and sending him off to work, she’s attacked in her own home by something using Shui’s voice. Meanwhile her […]
Read moreLet me just read you a few names from the cast list: Michael Fassbender, Charlotte Gainsbourg, J. K. Simmons, Toby Jones, Chloë Sevigny, James D’Arcy, and Val Kilmer. Sure, some of these folks have made some questionable movies, but to put it mildly, it’s amazing that they’re all a part of this massive train wreck […] […]
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