The Unnamable is the story of a group of college students. When Carter tells two of his friends about an very old town legend of some ‘unnamable’ creature lurking in a nearby home, his friend Joel doesn’t believe him. To prove his friends’ superstitious beliefs wrong, Joel decides to spend a night in the old […]
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TCM has a pattern where they show a bunch of re-runs for a couple of months during its Underground time-slot, before they start showing some new stuff again. I’m honestly partial to the cheesy horror movies they tend to show, myself, but I do enjoy it when they mix it up a little, something they […]
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Local author and hunting expert John Wetherby has been called in by the police to help with a baffling case. A tourist has been brutally killed on a deserted road outside the city. The police are sure it’s the work of some kind of animal, but the tracks the creature left behind has left them […]
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The summary of The Story of Ricky is really quite simple: In the far distant future of 2001 (*snort*), prisons are now privatized, no longer subject to even the most basic of government regulation. The prison (seemingly assembled from the “High School Gym Décor” catalogue) is governed by not only the violent and sadistic warden and assistant warden (claw hand and all), but also by the “Gang of Four”, ruthless and twisted inmates that oversee the four separate wings of the prison along with their roving gangs.
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On it’s way back to earth, the spaceship Nautilus and it’s lone occupant, astronaut Steve Thomas, encounter an unexpected meteor shower, which causes the ship to crash-land somewhere in the Florida swamp. The company that owns the ship sends out a search team, consisting of some scientists, a news crew, and a local guide, to […]
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Picking up where the last film left off, Ash finds himself somewhere in the 1300’s, a time plagued with medieval feuds and more damn Deadites than he can shake a boomstick at. Hailed as the prophesied one, the wise man of the castle says that in order to go home and banish the darkness, Ash […]
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Unstable CIA soldier Donald Butler has just returned from a mission to Hungary to retrieve the blood of a werewolf. Butler and his boss, Colonel Miller, plan to use the blood to help create a serum that they hope will produce a legion of super soldiers. But Butler doesn’t like the slow progress the research […]
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Our hero Ash is forced to spend yet another night at the demon infested cabin from hell. Four unsuspecting visitors show up, including two yokel locals, and the daughter of the archeologist who found the accursed demon book and brought it to the cabin in the first place. Ash knows he is going to need […]
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Five friends head off to a remote cabin in the woods for some good, old-fashioned rustic relaxation and accidentally release an evil demonic force on their poor, unsuspecting asses. Gooey, bloody chaos ensues. Wait, this is where we’re staying? F&^$ that. Take me back to the dilapidated Best Western we passed three miles back. Evil […]
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Lutz, the sole detective of sleepy little Pottsville Idaho, has found himself in a bit of a pickle. It’s Easter weekend and several members of Pottsville’s citizenry have mysteriously disappeared. The only clues he’s been able to find so far have been small indentations in the ground and a slimy, sticky residue found at each […]
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