The Initiation (1984)
The Initiation Kelly has been plagued by disturbing nightmares involving strange men, mirrors and fire, ever since she bonked her head and lost her memory when she was 9-years-old. A local professor who studies dreams at her school offers to try to help her decipher these recurring night terrors, but when she tells her parents […]
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Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Return of the Living Dead It’s Freddy’s first day working for a local medical supply company. It also happens to be Freddy’s last day working for that same medical supply company. You see, towards the end of the day Freddy’s coworker, Frank, shares a story about how the government unintentionally created a gas that brought […]
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Bloody, Bloody Bible Camp (2012)
Bloody, Bloody Bible Camp In 1977, a group of horny kids spending their summer at a Christian bible camp end up getting slaughtered by a crazed nun wearing a devil mask. Seven years after the bloodbath, a new group of church-loving nitwits attempts to re-open the facility, and sends a new group of campers and […]
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The Blair Witch Project (1999)
The Blair Witch Project Today we’re going to be doing something a little different. Instead of words, I have decided to share with you my lame-ass quickie illustrations of my experience of watching The Blair Witch Project for the very first time. Please enjoy the stupidity. And there you go. I think that sums up […]
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Pool Party Massacre (2017)
Pool Party Massacre Young socialite Blair has invited her five friends over to her home in Las Vegas to have a relaxing pool party. But the plans go awry when the party is crashed, not only by a couple disgusting schlubs who keep trying to hit on them and ruin their poolside sunbathing, but also […]
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Trick r’ Treat (2007)
Trick r’ Treat After quite a while of hearing everybody’s praise for this film, I had higher-than-average expectations. I was not disappointed. Trick r’ Treat is an anthology of five (the back of the Bluray box says four, but it’s really five) loosely related horror stories that all happen in a small town on one […]
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The Unholy (1988)
The Unholy Archbishop Mosley and Father Silva are searching for a pure-hearted priest to do battle with The Unholy, a ruthless demon who takes the form of a beguiling seductress who temps the hearts and convictions of their holy brethren. The demon has been quite successful thus far, having already managed to kill two other […]
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Hellraiser (1987)
Kristy visits her father and step-mother and helps them move into their new house. While moving some furniture, Kristy’s father cuts himself and bleeds in an empty room of the house. Unbeknownst to the rest of the family, Kristy’s uncle Frank had died in that very room, having used a supernatural puzzle device to summon […]
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Uncle Sam (1996)
Uncle Sam Jody has always looked up to his uncle Sam, a soldier serving overseas, who sends his nephew the medals he’s earned in combat and letters about his exploits. When the Desert Storm soldier is killed in the line of duty, Jody takes it pretty hard, and digs into the fantasy that his uncle […]
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Freddy vs Jason (2003)
Freddy vs Jason I was going to hold this one off until I re-watched a Jason film or two, but decided to just go ahead and watch it. This is a movie slasher lovers had been waiting for for well over a decade (and had been in production hell for even longer), ever since the […]
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