Warren is an awkward and shy librarian who is so lonely and inept at speaking to women that he obsesses with self-help media to try to boost his confidence. But despite his efforts, so far his efforts have come up far short of his goals, and has all but given up the ‘self-help’ genre for good. Or at least he does until he stumbles upon an old manuscript hidden in the library archives that claims to help the reader “expand” their mind…
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Phantasm: Ravager In this fifth and final installment of the Phantasm series, poor Reggie is still wandering the desert searching for his ever elusive friend, Mike, while also trying to survive the near constant onslaught of the killer metal spheres sent by his even more elusive nemesis, The Tall Man. But as tends to happen […]
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After being kidnapped and fending off a do-gooder who was trying to destroy them, a group of Ghoulies evade their summoners and stow away on a cheesy haunted house attraction that’s owned by a drunken magician and his nephew.
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Twenty-five years after the tragic death of his parents when he was still an infant, Jesse inherits his family’s large, sprawling family home. The strange house was built by Jesse’s great-great-grandfather, who was reputed to be an outlaw and treasure hunter. One of his Great-Grandad’s most famous acquisitions was reported to be a crystal skull he and his former partner swiped from somewhere south of the border, a skull that was supposedly able to give its owner eternal life.
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Ginger Snaps II: Unleashed AKA: Ginger Snaps II AKA: Ginger Snaps: Unleashed Immediately following the events of Ginger Snaps, Ginger’s younger sister Brigitte has since been infected with the same malady that affected her sister. To combat this, she’s been injecting herself with Wolfsbane. But, as the hallucinatory images of her sister keep pointing out, […]
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Victor Crowley Ten years after the events that killed 40-some-odd people in Honey Island swamp, and the incident’s lone survivor, Andrew Yong, is still dealing with the fallout. Since Victor Crowley was defeated all the needless bloodshed has since ceased, meaning there was no one else to pin the murders on, leaving Yong with a […]
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Demonia A group of Canadian archaeologists are sent to a small town in Sicily, as part of a survey team meant to study some ancient Greek ruins. But team member Liza is far more captivated by the nearby ruins of an abandoned medieval monastery that sits on a hill right outside their dig sight. But […]
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The College Girl Murders AKA: A Monk with a Whip An all girl’s school is thrown into turmoil when one of their members suddenly drops dead during a church service. Everyone is stunned, and then baffled, when the police come back some days later, suddenly declaring she was murdered. While the police and her classmates […]
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Madhouse AKA: There Was A Little Girl Julia Sullivan is a beloved teacher at a school for the deaf in Savannah, Georgia. She’s kind, patient, and has a loving boyfriend named Sam, who just so happens to be a doctor. She’s basically got the kind of nice, calm, comfortable life that most people would envy. […]
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Paganini Horror The members of a female rock band are having trouble coming up with their next big hit. So one of their collaborators acquires an unpublished score by Niccolo Paganini, the famed 18th and 19th century composer who is rumored to have sold his soul to the devil himself. The ladies love the song […]
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