Twenty-five years after the tragic death of his parents when he was still an infant, Jesse inherits his family’s large, sprawling family home. The strange house was built by Jesse’s great-great-grandfather, who was reputed to be an outlaw and treasure hunter. One of his Great-Grandad’s most famous acquisitions was reported to be a crystal skull he and his former partner swiped from somewhere south of the border, a skull that was supposedly able to give its owner eternal life.
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Ginger Snaps II: Unleashed AKA: Ginger Snaps II AKA: Ginger Snaps: Unleashed Immediately following the events of Ginger Snaps, Ginger’s younger sister Brigitte has since been infected with the same malady that affected her sister. To combat this, she’s been injecting herself with Wolfsbane. But, as the hallucinatory images of her sister keep pointing out, […]
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Victor Crowley Ten years after the events that killed 40-some-odd people in Honey Island swamp, and the incident’s lone survivor, Andrew Yong, is still dealing with the fallout. Since Victor Crowley was defeated all the needless bloodshed has since ceased, meaning there was no one else to pin the murders on, leaving Yong with a […]
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Alligator II: The Mutation A skeevy land developer is trying to gentrify the property around a town’s picturesque lake by buying up the land from all the poorer residents so he can knock down their homes and build multi-million dollar properties. Which may make him a giant a-hole, but isn’t anything illegal. What ISN’T so […]
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When body parts start showing up in Chicago’s water treatment plant, Detective David Madison is tasked with investigating the grisly dismemberments. Based on the location of the body parts, the city is afraid there might be a killer on the loose stalking the sewers, so Madison and a young cohort traipse down into the muck and mud under the city in search of clues. Naturally, they’re expecting to find a human, but what they discover instead is a ginormous 36-foot long Alligator named Ramone with a serious case of the munchies. Perhaps predictably, nobody believes Madison’s claims of “an alligator did it!” when he comes back up from the sewers sans partner, but after a nosey newspaper reporter manages to get photographic evidence of the creature, not only is Madison vindicated, but the entire city kicks into high gear to try to figure out a way to stop the beast before it consumes anyone else.
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Puppet Master: Doktor Death April is the new transplant in town and has just become a member of the nursing staff at the Shady Oaks Senior Living community. But when it comes to starting a new job, she’s picked some poor timing. Sadly, one of the residents had passed the night before, so everyone’s in […]
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Kristen AKA: Trapped It’s New Year’s Day, and Kristen Welling and her boyfriend are planning to spend part of the evening at her father’s cafe/bar, cleaning up after last night’s festivities. Kristen’s boyfriend drops her off to go park the car while she goes inside to get started. But he ends up taking much longer […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker A young Derek Quinn witnesses his father being killed by a mysterious toy that was anonymously delivered to their house several days before Christmas. After the incident, Derek is so traumatized that he refuses to speak. To try to cheer her son up, Derek’s mom takes him […]
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Ghoulies During an occult ceremony, an infant is saved by his mother from his father’s planned sacrifice and is spirited away by another occult member. Over twenty years later, the now grown man inherits his father’s old mansion, and stumbles upon books and spells related to demonology and the occult. He quickly becomes obsessed with […]
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Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys Erica Sharpe is the owner of a very successful toy company. This year, her line of Christmas Pals have become the season’s hottest new commodity for children. Millions have been sold and will undoubtedly be opened by happy, joyful faces on Christmas morning. But Erica isn’t just selling dolls out […]
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