Dolls During a violent thunderstorm, 7-year-old Judy, her father, and her stepmother, end up stuck and stranded in the remote English countryside. Luckily for them they notice an old mansion nearby. They break in thinking the place is deserted, only to be confronted by the Hartwickes, the kindly old owners who make dolls for a […]
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Pledge Night Larry Bonner is getting ready for Hell Week at his chosen fraternity, where he and his new pledge brothers will be forced to degrade and humiliate themselves, all in the name of bonding and brotherhood. But Larry’s mom isn’t all that keen on him joining a fraternity house. Or rather, she isn’t too […]
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Return of the Living Dead It’s Freddy’s first day working for a local medical supply company. It also happens to be Freddy’s last day working for that same medical supply company. You see, towards the end of the day Freddy’s coworker, Frank, shares a story about how the government unintentionally created a gas that brought […]
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Bloody, Bloody Bible Camp In 1977, a group of horny kids spending their summer at a Christian bible camp end up getting slaughtered by a crazed nun wearing a devil mask. Seven years after the bloodbath, a new group of church-loving nitwits attempts to re-open the facility, and sends a new group of campers and […]
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Pool Party Massacre Young socialite Blair has invited her five friends over to her home in Las Vegas to have a relaxing pool party. But the plans go awry when the party is crashed, not only by a couple disgusting schlubs who keep trying to hit on them and ruin their poolside sunbathing, but also […]
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Uncle Sam Jody has always looked up to his uncle Sam, a soldier serving overseas, who sends his nephew the medals he’s earned in combat and letters about his exploits. When the Desert Storm soldier is killed in the line of duty, Jody takes it pretty hard, and digs into the fantasy that his uncle […]
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Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare AKA: A Nightmare on Elm Street 6: The Final Nightmare Set vaguely ten years in the future, Freddy Krueger has once again returned, but this time he’s been far more successful in his murderous endeavors. Deciding that just killing the children of Elm Street wasn’t revenge enough, Freddy has spent […]
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child It’s just one year after the events of the previous film, and Alice seems to be blissfully Freddy-free. She’s got a cute boyfriend named Dan, she’s made some new friends, and she’s just on the verge of graduating High School. But where Freddy is concerned, all […]
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master Just one year after the events of a Nightmare on Elm Street 3, the survivors of that ordeal are now out of the asylum and living their lives the best they can. But as is usually the case with Freddy, he has an obnoxious ability to […]
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Rumpelstiltskin Somewhere in the 1400’s Rumpelstiltskin is being chased down by a mob after having spun some straw into gold for some poor woman… and then promptly running off with her small child. This is a very old story. You should really know how it goes. After retrieving the baby, one of the villagers curses […]
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