May May is a very lonely young woman. When she was younger, the patch she had to wear over her “lazy eye” made her a pariah at school and kept all the other kids away. As a result, her only “friend” growing up was Suzie, a doll her mother gifted her on her birthday that […]
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A football player and his two buddies head to a remote Canadian island for a little rustic recreation. But when they get there they discover that a local couple has accidentally stumbled upon some kind of naturally occurring food source that inexplicably causes anything that eats it to grow to obnoxiously dangerous size. Which might actually be kind of cool, if not for the fact that all the local wildlife were now suddenly trying to kill them.
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The Curse The Curse is a 1987 film based on good ole horror master HP Lovecraft’s The Colour Out of Space. One night a mysterious, glowing meteor lands on the clearly financially suffering Hayes family farm. Of course, the first thing that happens, is someone decides to touch it. Oi. Their neighbor, Dr. Forbes, can’t […]
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AKA: Beaks: The Movie AKA: Beaks: The Birds 2 AKA: Birds of Prey AKA: Evil Birds AKA: Falco Terror Television reporter, Vanessa, and her cameraman boyfriend, Peter, are sent out to cover what they believe to be a cheesy story about a farmer who was one day inexplicably attacked by his chickens. But to their […]
Read moreThis time, the movie poster definitely captures some of what happens, like vehicle explosions. For a mix of hixploitation and revenge cinema set in the woods, there are a surprising number of cars and trucks that get blown up. Yet there is only one rainstorm and no lightning, so I feel a little let down. […]
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Random Movie Musings 