Evil Dead (2013)
David and three friends head to his family’s cabin in the middle of the woods to help David’s junkie sister, Mia, detox from some unnamed substance. When they get there, they realize that someone has broken in. Some time later they discover that whoever broke in has strung up dozens of dead cats in the […]
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Dark Universe (1993)
On it’s way back to earth, the spaceship Nautilus and it’s lone occupant, astronaut Steve Thomas, encounter an unexpected meteor shower, which causes the ship to crash-land somewhere in the Florida swamp. The company that owns the ship sends out a search team, consisting of some scientists, a news crew, and a local guide, to […]
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Army of Darkness (1992)
Picking up where the last film left off, Ash finds himself somewhere in the 1300’s, a time plagued with medieval feuds and more damn Deadites than he can shake a boomstick at. Hailed as the prophesied one, the wise man of the castle says that in order to go home and banish the darkness, Ash […]
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Project: Metalbeast (1995)
Unstable CIA soldier Donald Butler has just returned from a mission to Hungary to retrieve the blood of a werewolf. Butler and his boss, Colonel Miller, plan to use the blood to help create a serum that they hope will produce a legion of super soldiers. But Butler doesn’t like the slow progress the research […]
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Evil Dead 2 (1987)
Our hero Ash is forced to spend yet another night at the demon infested cabin from hell. Four unsuspecting visitors show up, including two yokel locals, and the daughter of the archeologist who found the accursed demon book and brought it to the cabin in the first place. Ash knows he is going to need […]
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Witchery (1988)
Off the coast of Massachusetts, there’s a small island containing an uninhabited mansion with a dubious past. The locals say it’s haunted, and there’s a rumor that it may have been used for burning witches in the distant past. Two groups of unrelated travelers, a woman and her boyfriend working on a book, and a family of prospective buyers, an architect and a real estate agent, all happen to find themselves on the deserted little island at the same time. When a horrible storm strands the mis-matched travelers on the island overnight, it slowly becomes apparent that the old home may not be as abandoned as everyone was initially led to believe.
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Evil Dead (1981)
Five friends head off to a remote cabin in the woods for some good, old-fashioned rustic relaxation and accidentally release an evil demonic force on their poor, unsuspecting asses. Gooey, bloody chaos ensues. Wait, this is where we’re staying? F&^$ that. Take me back to the dilapidated Best Western we passed three miles back. Evil […]
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The Being (1983)
Lutz, the sole detective of sleepy little Pottsville Idaho, has found himself in a bit of a pickle. It’s Easter weekend and several members of Pottsville’s citizenry have mysteriously disappeared. The only clues he’s been able to find so far have been small indentations in the ground and a slimy, sticky residue found at each […]
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Night of the Creeps (1986)
Night of the Creeps immediately throws you off at first by making you think you’re going to watch some sort of zombie flick, but instead it starts off in space where two fat, naked little aliens are chasing another fat, naked little alien through a corridor. Pictured: Not the first thing I was expecting to see […]
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Dagon (2001)
It’s a Spanish produced film! That means it counts for foreign film month! Paul and his girlfriend Barbara are on a boat vacationing with their friends Vikki and Howard. While near a small fishing town off the coast of Spain the boat gets caught in a sudden storm and winds up stuck amongst some jagged […]
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