I, Madman Virginia is a bookstore clerk and aspiring actress who has just become entranced by a little known pulp author named Malcolm Brand. Brand only wrote two books in his life, and after reading his first story, Virginia wants to track down the second book, an equally sleazy horror tale called I, Madman. When […]
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When body parts start showing up in Chicago’s water treatment plant, Detective David Madison is tasked with investigating the grisly dismemberments. Based on the location of the body parts, the city is afraid there might be a killer on the loose stalking the sewers, so Madison and a young cohort traipse down into the muck and mud under the city in search of clues. Naturally, they’re expecting to find a human, but what they discover instead is a ginormous 36-foot long Alligator named Ramone with a serious case of the munchies. Perhaps predictably, nobody believes Madison’s claims of “an alligator did it!” when he comes back up from the sewers sans partner, but after a nosey newspaper reporter manages to get photographic evidence of the creature, not only is Madison vindicated, but the entire city kicks into high gear to try to figure out a way to stop the beast before it consumes anyone else.
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: You Better Watch Out! Ricky Caldwell, the notorious Santa suit wearing killer, was gunned down and killed in a police shoot-out six years ago…. Or so everyone thought. Unbeknownst to the general populace, Ricky was saved and revived by Dr. Newbury. Now in a perpetual coma, Ricky has since been […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 Many years after Billy’s death on that fateful Christmas Day, Billy’s younger brother Ricky, now a grown man, sits alone in an empty white room with nothing more than a table, a recorder and two chairs. There he explains to a near stone-faced Dr. Bloom the trauma he and […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night When Billy Chapman is just a small boy, he witnesses his parents being brutally killed by a madman wearing a Santa Clause outfit. With no one left to take care of him, he and his infant brother are sent to a Catholic orphanage. But instead of getting the counseling he clearly […]
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Ghoulies During an occult ceremony, an infant is saved by his mother from his father’s planned sacrifice and is spirited away by another occult member. Over twenty years later, the now grown man inherits his father’s old mansion, and stumbles upon books and spells related to demonology and the occult. He quickly becomes obsessed with […]
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Cemetery of Terror AKA: Cementerio del Terror At the local psychiatric institution on the night before Halloween, a mad and incredibly strong serial killer named Delvon escapes from his ward and goes on a killing spree before being killed by the police. Upon hearing the news, his psychiatrist Dr. Cardan insists that Delvon be immediately […]
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Fiend A Fiend is an evil spirit, much like a demon, that goes around possessing corpses. In order to keep the body active and prevent decay, the Fiend must absorb the life energy of the living. Thus is the life of Mr. Longfellow, a newly re-animated corpse that used to go by the name of […]
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Filmgore and Reel Exposure This one is going to be a little different. Back before the days of the internet, if you were an odd and obscure movie connoisseur your hobby was a lot harder. You couldn’t just hop on your computer and type in “cult films” and be greeted with thousands upon thousands of […]
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Out of the Dark The female members of “Suite Nothings”, a local phone se-…. excuse me, phone fantasy hotline, have recently found themselves in a very disturbing scenario. Turns out, someone wearing a clown mask and calling themselves Bobo is going around with the intention of slowly stalking and killing the girls, one by one. […]
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Random Movie Musings 