Alligator II: The Mutation A skeevy land developer is trying to gentrify the property around a town’s picturesque lake by buying up the land from all the poorer residents so he can knock down their homes and build multi-million dollar properties. Which may make him a giant a-hole, but isn’t anything illegal. What ISN’T so […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker A young Derek Quinn witnesses his father being killed by a mysterious toy that was anonymously delivered to their house several days before Christmas. After the incident, Derek is so traumatized that he refuses to speak. To try to cheer her son up, Derek’s mom takes him […]
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Retro Puppet Master In 1892, an Egyptian sorcerer known as Afzel steals the secret of transferring life into inanimate objects from the god Sutekh. Sutekh raises a trio of mummy minions to retrieve the formula and kill the sorcerer, and thus preserve the secret. Some years later the mummies track Afzel down to Paris and […]
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The Blair Witch Project Today we’re going to be doing something a little different. Instead of words, I have decided to share with you my lame-ass quickie illustrations of my experience of watching The Blair Witch Project for the very first time. Please enjoy the stupidity. And there you go. I think that sums up […]
Read moreMurder. Corruption. Adultery. Bribery. This movie is pretty much about how I spend my Thursdays. Harrison Ford plays Rusty Sabich, a prosecutor in the District Attorney’s office of an unnamed American city in Kindle County. Rusty’s a tough prosecutor but also an idealist who remains loyal to his boss despite losing ground in the ongoing […] […]
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Random Movie Musings 