A young man goes back to his father’s old house where he ends up tormented by the ghost of his dad’s ex-girlfriend, who he killed and buried in the floorboards some 30-years ago.
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Maniac Cop 2 (1990)
Immediately following the events of the previous film, the titular Maniac Cop, proving that you can’t keep a good (or bad) undead cop down, and continues his wanton path of destruction through the streets of New York.
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Dark Side of the Moon (1990)
In the distant year of 2022 (ha!), a repair crew is sent to work on an orbital weapons satellite. But on the way there their spacecraft starts to suffer from a strange series of malfunctions, loses its navigation system, and starts to drift towards the Moon. But as they drift closer they’re approached and docked by an old NASA space shuttle, a type that hasn’t been used in over 30 years.
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Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Alligator II: The Mutation A skeevy land developer is trying to gentrify the property around a town’s picturesque lake by buying up the land from all the poorer residents so he can knock down their homes and build multi-million dollar properties. Which may make him a giant a-hole, but isn’t anything illegal. What ISN’T so […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker A young Derek Quinn witnesses his father being killed by a mysterious toy that was anonymously delivered to their house several days before Christmas. After the incident, Derek is so traumatized that he refuses to speak. To try to cheer her son up, Derek’s mom takes him […]
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Retro Puppet Master (1999)
Retro Puppet Master In 1892, an Egyptian sorcerer known as Afzel steals the secret of transferring life into inanimate objects from the god Sutekh. Sutekh raises a trio of mummy minions to retrieve the formula and kill the sorcerer, and thus preserve the secret. Some years later the mummies track Afzel down to Paris and […]
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The Blair Witch Project (1999)
The Blair Witch Project Today we’re going to be doing something a little different. Instead of words, I have decided to share with you my lame-ass quickie illustrations of my experience of watching The Blair Witch Project for the very first time. Please enjoy the stupidity. And there you go. I think that sums up […]
Read morePresumed Innocent (1990) — Movie Reviews by a Mook
Murder. Corruption. Adultery. Bribery. This movie is pretty much about how I spend my Thursdays. Harrison Ford plays Rusty Sabich, a prosecutor in the District Attorney’s office of an unnamed American city in Kindle County. Rusty’s a tough prosecutor but also an idealist who remains loyal to his boss despite losing ground in the ongoing […] […]
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