Olumense’s Jingles All Austin wanted to do today was to visit a job office so that he could try to find work in order to support himself and his daughter. Instead he finds himself kidnapped for some nefarious, unknown purpose and now must figure out a way to escape the jingles of his potential “employer” […]
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Huella Daniela Garcia is a telephone Help Center operator with dreams of being a dancer. But when her grandmother passes away it unleashes a generational curse, and forces the disenchanted dancer to go through all five stages of grief before the curse can be broken. Huella means “fingerprint”, which is an apt title for a […]
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Olumense’s Koi Koi Edith and Ade are two Nigerian boarding school students who have found themselves in a predicament. After playing what they assume to be a harmless prank, they quickly find themselves burdened with a curse. In order to break the curse they’ve placed on themselves, they have to perform a very specific ritual […]
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Bland Larceny Sasha and Tom have decided that they’re going to rob Otto, a wealthy German social media influencer. Sasha’s already done her part by seducing Otto and getting an invitation into the house, so now it’s Tom’s turn to sneak into Otto’s home while she’s distracting him. The problem? Turns out Tom is a […]
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Return of the Beast from Outer Space Tom and Claire head out to the woods one weekend to do a little peaceful camping, but their quiet getaway turns into a weekend of horrors when they’re suddenly attacked by a mysterious monster. But things are apparently not what they seem. As they frantically search their campsite […]
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Unlawful Duties Two police officers are sent to investigate a local drug-related disturbance in the area one night. When they get to the location they don’t find any drug dealers, just a local homeless man who seems to peddle in street card games. One of the officers engages him in a game, but the other […]
Read moreNo, this is not a movie adaptation of History Channel’s Ice Road Truckers series, though it is about as realistic. Twenty-six miners end up trapped in a Manitoba diamond mine after a methane pocket explodes. With the miners running out of air, local companies and the Canadian government attempt to send in three wellheads to […] […]
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Slumber Party Massacre Trish and her friends have rented two cabins at Holly Springs, with the girls residing on one side of the lake and the boys hanging out at the other. While there, the girls are attacked by a giant drill wielding maniac named Russ Thorn. Thorn catches the girls unawares and slaughters everyone […]
Read moreI wanted to start this off with a fun fact: I keep a monster locked in my basement. It mewls and growls, and I appease it by bringing it roadkill or whatever dead animals I can find. I don’t do this out of a desire to keep it prisoner, but rather to show I love […]
Read moreEver wonder what twisted thoughts lurk in the darkest corners of Canada? If you figured it included Saturday morning Sentai shows, troubling family dynamics, and aliens potentially questioning their sexuality, then you know a lot more about Canada than I do. And you’d also somehow be right, which just makes this weirder. After deftly crushing […] […]
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