No Hard Shells Crack A woman comes home from a trip and leaves her suitcase in the living room while she goes to make some tea and take a shower. Her flatmate, seeing the suitcase moving and opens it, unable to contain his mounting curiosity. No Hard Shells Crack is a short UK film from […]
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Puppet Master: Doktor Death April is the new transplant in town and has just become a member of the nursing staff at the Shady Oaks Senior Living community. But when it comes to starting a new job, she’s picked some poor timing. Sadly, one of the residents had passed the night before, so everyone’s in […]
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Huella Daniela Garcia is a telephone Help Center operator with dreams of being a dancer. But when her grandmother passes away it unleashes a generational curse, and forces the disenchanted dancer to go through all five stages of grief before the curse can be broken. Huella means “fingerprint”, which is an apt title for a […]
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Blade: The Iron Cross It’s 1945 and the war is winding down. Dr. Ivanov has moved back to Russia to conduct some research, leaving the Toulon puppets in the US under the care of his daughter, Elisa. Elisa has been toiling away trying to decipher Toulon’s notes and the Scroll of Osiris so that they […]
Read moreRight now, you’re probably asking why I’d bother reviewing something that made a ridiculous amount of money, featured a AAA budget, and got the major production treatment. It’s simple: The Meg has a B-movie heart in an A-movie shell, it stars a variety of actors whose credits include the kind of things I’d happily put […] […]
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Bland Larceny Sasha and Tom have decided that they’re going to rob Otto, a wealthy German social media influencer. Sasha’s already done her part by seducing Otto and getting an invitation into the house, so now it’s Tom’s turn to sneak into Otto’s home while she’s distracting him. The problem? Turns out Tom is a […]
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Return of the Beast from Outer Space Tom and Claire head out to the woods one weekend to do a little peaceful camping, but their quiet getaway turns into a weekend of horrors when they’re suddenly attacked by a mysterious monster. But things are apparently not what they seem. As they frantically search their campsite […]
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Unlawful Duties Two police officers are sent to investigate a local drug-related disturbance in the area one night. When they get to the location they don’t find any drug dealers, just a local homeless man who seems to peddle in street card games. One of the officers engages him in a game, but the other […]
Read moreAh yes, Tenet, the movie Christopher Nolan felt would be best in theaters packed full of plague lungs. Love it, hate it, but never forget: you’ll leave with your memories, possibly a headache, and even a potential hospital visit. Thanks, Chris. Despite the back and forth debacle over worldwide release dates, it’s still a big […]
Read moreBody swapping is a well known and often used plot device. As it literally involves two people (or more) switching bodies, it’s the ultimate method of forcing a character to live the life of someone else and learn to see the world from their point of view. The idea of two people directly exchanging bodies […]
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