Annabelle: Creation Samuel is a doll-maker who lives peacefully out on a farm with his wife Ester and his daughter Annabelle. But when seven-year-old Annabelle is accidentally killed, the once happy family is torn asunder. Twelve years later, Samuel opens his home up to Sister Charlotte and six young girls who were left homeless due […]
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Puppet Master: Axis Termination Approximately a year after the events of the previous film, the Toulon Puppets are taken by Captain Brooks and are now in the hands of the US government who, after learning that the Nazi’s have successfully created their own set of puppets and used them to assassinate several US citizens, plans […]
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Pool Party Massacre Young socialite Blair has invited her five friends over to her home in Las Vegas to have a relaxing pool party. But the plans go awry when the party is crashed, not only by a couple disgusting schlubs who keep trying to hit on them and ruin their poolside sunbathing, but also […]
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Haunted Dormitory: White Paper Girl Yuyan has recently become haunted by disturbing nightmares. Some time ago her best friend, Susu’s affections for their mutual friend, Xue Jun, were rejected. And after learning that Yuyan and Xue Jun were dating, Susu, overcome with feelings of betrayal and rejection, committed suicide by drowning herself in a nearby […]
Read moreLet me just read you a few names from the cast list: Michael Fassbender, Charlotte Gainsbourg, J. K. Simmons, Toby Jones, Chloë Sevigny, James D’Arcy, and Val Kilmer. Sure, some of these folks have made some questionable movies, but to put it mildly, it’s amazing that they’re all a part of this massive train wreck […] […]
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Faithful Lauren’s marriage to her husband Ron has hit a rough patch. Ron’s not happy about the long hours needed in order for Lauren to achieve her dream of becoming a doctor. Desperate to try to reconnect to her spouse, Lauren quits school to focus on her marriage. But Ron seems to have already checked […]
Read moreGroundhog Day. We have a strange love affair with this movie. We compare other movies to it, such as Happy Death Day being Groundhog Day as a slasher, Edge of Tomorrow being Groundhog Day an alien invasion war movie, Boss Level as a pure action take on Groundhog Day, and so on. It isn’t our […]
Read moreI can sum this movie up in two words: vampire clowns. Ok, it’s more than that, but ultimately, it’s vampire clowns. Do you hate vampires that act a lot like zombies? Do you hate clowns? If you said ‘Yes’ to either of those questions, you probably won’t like this movie. For the rest of us…do […]
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A young student attending a rural school that just let out for holiday mysteriously goes missing one night. Her friends that are still at the school are baffled as to her disappearance. The only clue they can find is her beret found outside a forbidden and sealed off dorm room. Her friends can’t even figure out why she’d been near the area.
Read moreMel Brooks once told Jerry Seinfeld some years ago that he liked to eat dinner with Carl Reiner once a week and watch what he called “secure the perimeter movies,” meaning the kind of movies where at some point someone would utter the line “Secure the perimeter.” Two of the greatest comedic minds of all […]
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