This was supposed to be a porno, but somewhere along the way, the director decided it should become a straight up horror movie. Yet the scariest thing about it is that the 1970s were full of bad taste. Iād rather it had stayed porn. A cult worshiping a doctor who might somehow be related to […]
Read moreThe Big Doll House (1971) ā Movie Reviews by a Mook
Yep, itās a movie about beautiful, scantily-clad women stuck behind bars in a place run by sadists and supplied by two horny dudes who really need to find a better line of work. Not for their sake, for the prisoners. Collier is thrown into a prison in an unnamed tropical country for murder, where sheĀ [ā¦] […]
Read moreMassacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985) – Reviews by a Mook
If youāre hoping to actually see dinosaurs in this movie, then I have to apologize now. Dinosaur tracks? Yes. Dinosaur bones? Sure. But actual dinosaurs? God no. A paleontologist, his attractive daughter, and an American adventure seeker/archaeologist/two-fisted tough guy decide to make an illegal flight to the dinosaur valley, a protected area of the Amazon […]
Read moreMiracle Mile (1988) ā Movie Reviews by a Mook
Sometimes a wrong number can change your life. God help you when it does. Harry Washello is a nerdy trombone player in a big band that travels around the US. While doing a stopover for a show in Los Angeles, California, he meets the woman of his dreams: Julie Peters, a somewhat nerdy, spunky, intelligent […]
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Robo Vampire (1988)
A gunned down narcotics agent is given a second lease on life when heās brought back from the dead as a near-indestructible cyborg. Robot Warriorās first mission? To rescue Sophie, an undercover agent whoās been captured by the henchmen of Mr. Young, a notorious drug lord whoās newest plan for drug smuggling is to enslave […]
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Night Train Murders (1975)
Two teenage girls attending school in Germany are taking the train to Italy to spend Christmas with one of the girlās parents. On the way there they encounter a pair of annoying thugs who grow more aggressive as the trip continues. When the train is forced to stop at a station, the girls take the opportunity to switch trains hoping that itāll give them a quieter, more pleasant experience.Ā
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Poor Pretty Eddie (1975)
Popular African American singer Liz Wetherly (Leslie Uggams) has just finished a performance and has a full two weeks to get away from it all and relax before her next concert. Her goal is to get off the beaten path and find a nice, quiet place out in the middle of nowhere where she hopes no one will bother her. But she only gets half her wish when her car breaks down and she becomes stranded in a rural, remote southern town.
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