The Vampire Lover
The POSTER IS A LIE! No one ends up chained up in a dungeon, so nobody get too excited. There’s also only ONE blood nymph, not an army of them. And I don’t remember a mace either…. It’s just a bad poster all-around, really….
In Austria, a beautiful, foreign noblewoman keeps finding convenient excuses to leave her equally beautiful daughter at the estates of local noblemen with attractive daughters. Normally this wouldnāt be a problem, as her daughter is a quiet, intelligent and charming young woman, who seems to easily get along with everyone. But as the young womanās stay becomes longer and longer at each estate, a pattern begins to emerge. It starts with the daughters of the various noblemen having nightmares involving being attacked by a large cat, and is quickly followed by listlessness, fatigue and – eventually – death. But it isnāt a strange illness thatās causing these sudden fatalities. Because when the doctor inspected the last young woman who died, she was also found with two mysterious puncture wounds on her breasts⦠and as soon as that happened suddenly the young noblewomanās daughter was nowhere to be found.
Probably because she keeps wandering off in her skivvies the middle of the damn night.
What better way to follow up a movie that was poking fun at Hammer horror pictures then by watching⦠an actual Hammer horror picture! Ha ha! Bet you didnāt see that coming! Honestly though, I picked The Vampire Lovers for a couple of reasons: 1) it has Peter Cushing in it, so I was reasonably sure it couldnāt suck too much, 2) it also stars Ferdy Mayne, who played Dracula in Vampire Happening, so there was a nice little bonus segue there, and 3) this was one of Hammerās later productions, back when their āgothicā aesthetic was going out of style, so the company drastically attempted to overcompensate by trying to draw in new crowds in with nudity, so I knew the film would easily fit in with my Sexy Vampires theme for the month. Althoughā¦.all the boobies in the world wonāt hide the fact that the film is still a gothic period horror piece. But like all the good Hammer films they have a good excuse: itās based on something else.
If youāre a fan of vampire literature and you think the plot sounds vaguely familiar, then youāre probably right on the money. Ever heard of Carmilla? One of the earliest vampire stories ever written? Has lesbian vampires and predates Bram Stokerās Dracula by 25 years? Yes? No?… Maybe?…… MAYBE?!?…….. *coughs* Well, hell. I remember reading it. But then I was a weird kid who also voluntarily read Frankenstein in high school without being prompted (note: as with most literature reading it without having to ālearnā it is totally the way to go), so maybe I shouldnāt be so judgy. Anyway, Vampire Lovers is basically the story of Carmilla. And itās actually a surprisingly faithful adaptation to boot, all things considered. They changed things of course (like the point of view), because that always happens with these kinds of things. But they also kept the names, hit most of the main plot points and kept all the sexually suggestive lady lovinā in there too (actually, there might be even more of thatā¦). Meaning much of the original story is still intact. So whether you know the original story and would like a quick refresher, or you donāt know the story at all (shame!) and just want the Cliffsnotes, this movie ends up being a pretty good and accurate summary of the story itās based on.
I should note though, that The Vampire Lovers is actually part one of Hammerās Karnstein Trilogy, which loosely continues to follow the character of Carmilla and her familyās legacy through two additional films. But neither of those films are actually related in any way to the original story of Carmilla (or this movie). Theyāre all just standalone films loosely using the Karnstein name to tell more vampire stories. The only other thing that links the three films was that they didnāt shy away from depicting lesbian themes. But other than that they have no relation to each other.
There, now you’ve seen Ingrid Pitt from every sexy angle.
Considering this is a Hammer film the production quality is pretty top-notch, despite the studioās typical lower budget-ness. The costume and set designs look lovely, the sound and lighting are clear and crisp, the direction is fine, and the acting is on par with what one might expect from your usual Hammer picture: generally good, though not necessarily great. Really the filmās only downside is that it moves at a very sedate pace, but thatās really par for the course when it comes to gothic horror movies. These are typically the types of films where oftentimes merely the act of walking from one room to another counts as an action scene. This is the kind of movie where mood reigns supreme. Meaning itās full of things like dark foreboding, sensuality and eroticism, and you shouldnāt be expecting anything like carriage chases or sword fights. And despite a lot of stakes going through hearts there also isnāt a lot of blood on display, so donāt expect too much of that either.
And here’s all the men-folk. Not that anyone will care about them in this movie…
The Vampire Lovers is pretty much what I expected out of a Hammer film, but I still enjoyed it. And I was surprised with how on-point they were with the story and that they didnāt shy away from the original themes. But then again, lesbianism was more of a novelty in the 70s, so maybe that was the point. Either way they did a good job of it, and because their filming codes were still stricter back then the subtlety they were forced to adhere to doesnāt make the filmās themes feel exploitative. So you end up with classier subtle eroticism instead of sleazy, exploitative trash. So if youāre a fan of gothic horror, then this is a solid entry. But if youāre looking for something more explicit and exciting, then this likely isnāt for you.
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The Vampire Lovers (1970)
by Michi
Thats a real shame about that poster because that really sells in my opinion. But oh well – this one sounds kind of maybe like it could use a mace fight or something.
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That damn poster is just SO misleading. Where is my row of sweaty, half-naked men chained to the basement wall? Where is the rest of the harem of vampire ladies I see there in the background? Alas, they don’t exist. It’s just the one horny chick making passes at confused noble-ladies. It’s fine for the gothic outing it is, but I can’t lie. A mace fight COULD have helped.
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I can’t stop staring at that poster! It’s driving me mentally immature! Now I feel like there should be a movie about an army of blue vampire women with strategically ripped dresses brandishing maces.
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And they all should be chasing scantily clad, suspiciously oily, muscular men around a dungeon, all to the sounds of chains rattling! But they don’t! It never happens! I feel so deceived!
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Lol I did like the actual movie, but yes! Deceived!
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